verb
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
by Brian H August 29, 2005
by r🐕 December 10, 2019
Common name for a male Jew. Common traits include:
1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.
2. Vertically challenged.
3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.
4. Weed
1. A tremendously small phallus most commonly due to the family cheaping out on the circumcision procedure.
2. Vertically challenged.
3. Disproportionate tendency to not spend money on anything including but not limited to: loved ones.
4. Weed
Goldstein is the cheapest jew I've ever met. He once asked me for gas money to drive 3 blocks. When I refused he left me in the middle of the road.
by Lynch Marshawn November 10, 2022
Jewish definition:
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish
1. A person with a Jewish last name
2. A person who has a close relative that is Jewish
3. Someone who is married to someone who is Jewish
___________________
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*
e.g.
Jew 1- What's your last name?
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Goldstein. Why?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- *Bahaha* You're Jewish
(Bob Greenberg)
Jew 2- Ya. Why, are you?
(Sally Goldstein)
Jew 1- Yes.
(Bob Greenberg)
Both- *Hahaha*
Both- *high fives*
by xDImajewwholovesasiansxD February 6, 2010
by scrottum dandruff September 3, 2008
To get black out drunk after one beer. The best of the best will manage to get black out drunk five nights a week. Only to then attempt to sleep with every girl in the vicinity, when that fails, it's on to dudes.
Example #1:
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!
Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!
Dude, I totally goldsteined last night!
Example #2:
Oh man, you've goldsteined five nights in a row now!
by JewFanNOT April 5, 2010
by Scrotum Dandruff September 11, 2008